From X Factor To Latex Factor: The JLS Condom Range

Friday, 10 September 2010 Written by Jon Stickler
From X Factor To Latex Factor: The JLS Condom Range

The UK's biggest lad band JLS have already released official T-shirts, hoodies, mugs and keyrings. Now fans can show their support for their favourite band with a range of condoms, yes CONDOMS, that have been released by the band.

Teaming up with Durex, professional dancers Aston Merrygold, Marvin Humes, Ortise Williams and JB Gill will have their faces plastered over each packet of the new JLS johnny range, bizarrely titled 'Just Love Safe'. See What they did there. Genius.

Launching the range as part of their JLS Foundation charity, the boys must seem to think that their music is so incredibly sexy that their fans cannot control their desire to start banging each other senseless as well as being thrilled to have Marvin on the end of their penis. I mean, its a bit of a mood killer isn’t it?

Despite profits being ploughed back into the JLS newly-established sexual health foundation, some have argued that the launch is simply an irresponsible publicity stunt for the band whose majority of fans are kids. Marvin, who appears to be the “clever one” of the group, meaning he can string a few sentences together, had this to say about the launch.

“We came up with the idea of Just Love Safe as we wanted to send a clear message out to fans that are over 16 and sexually active - and that is to always use a condom during sex. We used to get underwear thrown at us on stage, now we expect flying condom boxes! But it's important to put your love in a glove.”

The JLS condoms go on sale across the country next week.
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