Paris Hilton Removes New Track From YouTube After Receiving Embarrassingly Bad Reviews
Friday, 24 February 2012
Written by Elliott Batte
Millionaire heiress Paris Hilton has had her brand new track ‘Drunk Text’ removed from YouTube – after it received extremely terrible reviews across the internet, from professional critics to video bloggers alike.
Paris Hilton was said to be working on a much more professional sounding new record following her 2006 album ‘Paris’, and has claimed to have collaborated with superstars such as Snoop Dogg, Flo Rida, and boyfriend and DJ/producer Afrojack. But with the upload of this track, which Popcrush described as ‘mind-numbing’, Hilton has been accused of being ‘totally comfortable with being pigeonholed as a bitchy party girl.’
The track, which you can hear below via SoundCloud or Vimeo, features lyrics which, frankly, don’t make sense – “If you take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting,' it's called 'sexting'/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don't make sense” is one line, while another reads “It's a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts and run-on questions/I'm not sure what he means to ask/Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask/And my mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent.”
Some of the harsh (but honestly, quite fair) reviews are pretty hilarious, with a writer for Yahoo! imagining Paris writing the “pouty, lewd lyrics on the back of an $8,000 Barneys receipt,” and The Hollywood Gossip describing it as ‘a song and music video that must be heard/seen to be believed.’ Check it out below, at your peril!
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