P. Diddy Sued For Causing 9/11 Attacks And Stealing "100 Zillions Of Dollars".
Saturday, 29 January 2011
Written by James Conlon
In a surreal turn of events, American rapper P. Diddy is being sued by a woman for $1 trillion. The woman claims that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 Zillions Of Dollars" and that he was also responsible for the September 11th attacks in 2001.
Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks filed a lawsuit in the Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this week in an accusation aimed at Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and associate Rodney King. The strange allegations also claim that Diddy is the father to a Turk’s 23-year-old son.
Overall, Turks claims that the rapper caused the 9/11 attacks, refused to pay child support, put her son in hospital then topped it all off by stealing a poker chip belonging to Turks worth “100 zillions of dollars”.
According Radaronline.com, Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income. Turks declared: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."
She continued: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."
Turks initially applied for a restraining order against P.Diddy, which a judge denied on the spot. Despite the absurd nature of the claims, a court date has been set for January 31st.
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