Noel Gallagher: 'I'll Do Yoga With Chris Martin - As Long As He Smokes A Fag'
Thursday, 23 February 2012
Written by Elliott Batte
Mancunian rocker Noel Gallagher has opened up about his relationship with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after the singer played piano for Noel and his new band the High Flying Birds at the BRIT Awards on Tuesday – and revealed that he’s been trying his hardest to get Martin to ‘share Marlboro Light with him, but to no avail.
Noel has claimed that he is the polar opposite of Martin – with the Coldplay man living a clean cut lifestyle and Noel ‘not giving a shit’. Apparently, Martin had told Noel that he should come along to one of his Yoga classes, but Noel has told the singer that he’ll only attend if he’ll smoke a cigarette with him.
Speaking to The Sun, Gallagher said “He's my mate and the polar opposite of me. He does yoga and doesn't smoke. I'm trying to get him to smoke but he's not having it. I said to him I'll do the fucking crab or the scorpion if he shares a Marlboro Light with me.”
He continued on to say, “But he's not having it. He's taller than me so he'll probably put me in a headlock, roll me into a ball and throw me into a swimming pool,” before adding that Martin was “very thoughtful - the polar opposite of me. He likes to have things perfectly right and I couldn't give a shit,” in reference to their performance at the BRITs on Tuesday.
Noel Gallagher and Coldplay both have up and coming UK tours, so fans of either or both bands can catch them live on stage later this year. If you’re a fan of either, check their tour dates below and grab yourself a pair of tickets.
Tue May 29th 2012 - Ricoh Arena, Coventry
Fri June 1st 2012 - Emirates Stadium, London
Sat June 2nd 2012 - Emirates Stadium, London
Mon June 4th 2012 - Emirates Stadium, London
Thu June 7th 2012 - Stadium Of Light, Sunderland
Sat June 9th 2012 - Etihad Stadium, Manchester
Sun June 10th 2012 - Etihad Stadium, Manchester
Thu February 23rd 2012 - Metro Radio Arena, Newcastle Upon Tyne
Fri February 24th 2012 - SECC, Glasgow
Sun February 26th 2012 - O2 Arena, London
Thu March 1st 2012 - NIA Birmingham, Birmingham
Fri June 22nd 2012 - Seaclose Park, Newport
Tue July 17th 2012 - Castle Esplanade, Edinburgh
Tue September 4th 2012 - BIC, Bournemouth
Thu September 6th 2012 - Liverpool Echo Arena, Liverpool
Sun September 9th 2012 - Motorpoint Arena Cardiff, Cardiff
Mon September 10th 2012 - Capital FM Arena Nottingham, Nottingham
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